American Freedom: Who Does President Joe Biden Think He Is Forcing Life Saving Vaccines & Libtard Facemasks On People?
Posted November 19, 2021 01:45 pm | Op-Ed
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TALLAHASSEE — Who the hell does Joe Biden think he is,
trying to force people to get life-saving vaccines?
It’s our right as Americans to breathe the open air without wearing some wussy libtard face diaper, just as it’s our right to die intubated in a hospital.
It’s all about your freedom, baby.
Gov. Ron DeSantis and the MAGA folks of the Florida Legislature are here in the state capital, passing laws telling Biden where he can stick that order-making businesses with more than 100 employees mandate the vax.
The new laws will stop schools trying to safeguard children’s health by forcing masks on them. And if your boss orders you to get the jab, you can say you have a religious objection, or maybe you're pregnant, or maybe you'd rather stick a swab up your nose a couple of times a week and wear a hazmat suit–which your employer has to buy for you.
Otherwise, Ron DeSantis will fine their ass — tens of thousands of dollars.
Americans are sick of following rules, you know, having to bring your airplane seat all the way up, stop at red lights, pay taxes, or do anything Washington says to do.
DeSantis says he’s “striking a blow for freedom” — freedom from experts, eggheads, M.D.s, Ph.D.s, empirical facts, and the parts of the United States Constitution he doesn’t like.
(Especially that thing in Article VI that says that federal law generally takes precedence over state law.)
You don't know what's in those so-called vaccines: could be a George Soros plot to put tiny socialist robots in our brains. In any case, we say, "Our bodies, our choice!"
Except if you’re a woman and don’t want to have a baby.
And, as the governor points out, the vaccine mandate “isn’t about science, it’s about punishing people who are inadequately subservient to the regime.”
Our governor welcomes principled dissent, especially if you clear it with him first. He yanked state surgeon general Dr. Scott Rivkees out of a press briefing because he got all medical and bucked the governor’s line on COVID safety.
The state took money from school boards because they wouldn't do what the governor said.
Don’t those teachers understand they work for him? There they are, trying to make kids wear masks, so they don't die of the Delta variant, and talking about slavery and racism in class, even though they've been told not to.
Professors at U.F. couldn’t testify in court because what they said might harm the governor’s voting bills, and nobody wants that, right?
Meanwhile, back at the special session,
you had doctors from Hawaii and even Cleveland, Ohio, showing up to witness how the feds are trying to destroy America.
One declared that “fascists from D.C.” want us to take these “dangerous and experimental drugs” as part of a “blitzkrieg against our freedom.”
You had Dr. Jeffrey Mueller of Orlando warning that we don’t really know anything about these vaccines, despite all the so-called medical trials, the scientific evidence, and the recommendations of the FDA, the CDC, the NIH, and the rest of the Deep Staters who want to crush the neck of Liberty under the jackboot of Science.
Dr. Mueller favors horse de-wormer, calling it “an incredibly effective therapeutic.”
You had nurses and first responders telling tragic stories about how they might lose their jobs if they don’t get vaccinated and stop spewing potentially COVID-infected droplets all over their cowardly co-workers.
Vaccines are stressful! Think of the trauma you suffered getting all those shots the authoritarian state made you get just to go to school: chickenpox, MMR, polio, Hepatitis B, Diphtheria-Tetanus-Pertussis.
In the 21st century, real Americans know that they may end up bankrupted by medical bills, ignorant of their own history, and comatose with a bunch of tubes sticking in them.
Freedom is worth it, right?
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Diane Roberts is a professor at Florida State University in Tallahassee.
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